Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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