omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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