i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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