im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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