My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just gift wrapped bread.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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