ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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