Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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