I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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