do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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