I should be sponsored by Trojan
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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