never play flip cup with pint glasses
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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