It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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