Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
