He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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