nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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