I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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