Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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