Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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