Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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