Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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