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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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