so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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