so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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