But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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