You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
