I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it because I queefed?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize