How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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