is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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