Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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