If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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