After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
smell my finger.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
