Your mouth is God's brothel.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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