Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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