just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
cat food counts as protein by the way
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
