I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
How external is "for external use only"?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Randomize
