all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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