the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
