Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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