I hate your face
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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