Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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