he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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