I hate your face
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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