I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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