Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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