whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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