I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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