I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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