i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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