if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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