and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
