Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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