are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just cut my nipple shaving
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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