IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I will be naked everywhere
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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