Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
