and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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